the weather

the weather today is most excellent and jolly good. my hand smell like earth and i have half the garden underneath my fingernails. weeding with gloves is for woosies. i am not a woosy. i have dirty fingernails. i am eating lunch and then going back to work. i have i long list assigned by my mother of things that need to be done today. if i don't get it don't saturday will be a day of list-work again. if i do complete the list i'm sure my mom will try to find something for me to do that will take up my saturday too. no unstructured time with boy. yes mama [oh master and list-work giver] fie upon you oh weeds and slugs. ugh. nobody loves a slug. they're slimy and the goo stays on your fingers. apparently it is good luck to step on a slug barefoot. i think that is only fair. compensation for the nastiness of bare-foot-slug-stepping. in the dark. when your half asleep. half. that did happen to me. a while ago. long while. a long-dad-was-still-alive-while. i have also had a spider crawl up my bare-naked. i was little. i had a shower. it was scary. i don't like daddylonglegs spiders. i only like spiders outside. or when they are moosh. blue skys and applesauce

have fun with life my non-readers

i like not having readers, don't you mikhaela? it makes writing so much nicer when you know no one is going to judge you

oh my non-readers, please stay non-readers forever and i will love you. even though you are busy not existing.